The internet giant and unofficial
owners of the universe, Google, recently unveiled a pair of talking shoes at
the South by Southwest Interactive Conference, and we have to say, they’re kind
of cool.
What are Google’s talking shoes?
"I am
killing you."
So said the
tired foot to the head!
This is just
one scenario I envisage with the latest -- and perhaps most imaginative --
product coming out of Google.
This Adidas
sneaker which talks enjoys a
microcontroller on the tongue. I know many people who could certainly use one
of those.It has so many many technical goodies whose result is that it monitors
all the things that are happening down below and then expresses them to you in
words. Yes, through a microphone.
But there's
more. As the nice Google spokesperson described it, the shoe uses data to adopt
"a personality," something Google strives for in all of its products.
If you start
running and the shoe has an athletic personality, it will cheer you on. But if
it has a lazy personality, it will get upset with you for being athletic.
There is
something vividly beautiful about wearing a shoe that is, at heart, as
substitute lover.
It has a
personality. It whines, it nags, it praises. And, unlike your lover, the only
thing you need to feed it is data.
The technology:
Google's talking shoe includes an
accelerometer, gyroscope and Bluetooth capability to connect to your
smartphone, so that it can measure your activity levels and movement; the
speaker on the shoe allows it to spit out one of 250 pre-recorded phrases that
either praise your hustle and bustle or rag on your laziness. The shoe's voice
was designed to be a bit snarky and
sarcastic and to have a memorable personality-- perhaps in homage to a certain assistant on another
company's smartphone.
The connected shoe isn't a totally
novel idea, of course: Nike has long made sneakers with sensors in them to measure your
workouts. A shoe with a personality, however, that actually speaks to
you in a human voice, is a bit of a novelty.
The company was letting
visitors try out its new talking-shoe concept, with a custom-made
microcontroller (along with assorted SparkFun pieces) on the tongue of a pair
of Adidas. Above that is a circular speaker that provides feedback based on
your movement (detected by internal accelerometers and gyroscopes, along with
pressure sensors in the sole). The shoe will then give you aural feedback,
based on how you're moving.
So, why hack up a perfectly nice pair
of black high-tops? Google's giving the shoes character, using Bluetooth to
sync up to your smartphone and "using a series of 'if and statements,' to
give your shoes personality." So, some shoes will laud you for getting off
the couch and others will encourage your lollygagging.
And when will I be able to wear it?
Again, while the company has the blessings of
Adidas, we're not going to see this on the market as such, though the Google
spokesperson we talked to told us the company may be looking to open-source the
information, so you can just make your own.
To let you get a feel for how they look in action, here is a video showcasing Talking shoes on Youtube.

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